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Rob Schneider is A Carrot
As that brilliant actor Rob Scheider says after pulling out 30 paper towels while ogling Colleen Haskell's tree hugging hippie character in The Animal:
"They need one of those hand-jobby things ... I mean, blow-jobby things ... I mean hand blowers!"
Rob Scheider had it right all along. I knew he was brilliant.
By the way, in Thailand they don't even have toilet paper in the public bathrooms. They have a hose with a high pressure nozzle, which you use to spray your ass until it's clean. No Joke.