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Paul Newman's famous film character proved his manly mettle by eating 50 hard-boiled eggs in one hour. But when I tried to match him with Cadbury Creme Eggs, all I proved was my bad taste.
  • Harrumph!

    Well said sirrahs, this was the worst example of frippery in the history of Salon! Utter nonsense, and an affront to humanity as well. Let's take this "Chang" person out in the back alley and beat him with a pipe, good and proper!

    Honestly, you cranks -- go piss in your own bowl of Rice Krispies. If it’s fluff that offends you, not to worry. There’s plenty of genuine journalism for Salon to cover, and they do it very well. So either talk to your respective therapists about how this silly, forgettable essay offends you to your very core, or go kick some puppies and pop some kids’ balloons. Whatever gets you through the night.

    Harrumph, I say! HARRUMPH!