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What is your poo telling you about your health? It's the burning question that has everybody's head in the toilet these days.
  • There is little better feeling than...

    ...sitting on the john, defecating nice solid turds in little time, and wiping with zero residue.

    As I flush the toilet with one hand, I always lift my other arm and make the #1 sign with my index finger, a la Larry Bird winning the 1988 3-point shooting contest.