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The bowel movement
What is your poo telling you about your health? It's the burning question that has everybody's head in the toilet these days.
By Leslie Crawford [2008-03-12]

  • My poo speaks

    It's true!

    The darker ones speak French, the runny runs yell in some sort of slavic language I can't understand, and the common floater speaks in a news broadcasters' flattened American English.

    I foundly recall when a swarthy turd recited Baudelaire to me...it was hell to flush.

    -- blueturtle
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    Wednesday, March 12, 2008 10:08 AM
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