Letters to the Editor
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this is one of those odd coincidences
because tonight i watched a recorded episode of south park where cartman discovered that if he put his food up his butt he would poo out his mouth. just thought i'd share.
look, everyone has experienced the pleasure of a great bowel movement. hell, go camping for a week and i bet your intestines slow way down - no one likes to crap next to a tree and wipe with a leaf. as soon as you get back to civilization they crank right back up and it's a near as a man can get to experience giving birth.
as i once heard someone say as an insult, "i hope your next crap comes out sideways".

