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...so all you folks giving the author 'advice' - I suggest reading the book to see how it ends before providing guidance.
This excerpt was quite funny. I'll probably buy the book. Then he will make lots of money and go to book signings and meet someone nice.
FWIW - not banging the nanny shows good discretion. Otherwise, he'd be out of the frying pan and into HELL - all for the sake of a quickie...