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Let's face it, no matter how good life gets, a certain percentage of the population is going to lie awake at night and grind their teeth about meaningless crap like what kind of losers are running marathons or what high school kids are wearing for Hallowe'en.
Then they'll write about it, and suckers like the rest of us will read it and write letters of outrage and waste our nice Saturdays looking at ads on the Salon site when we could be outside in the fresh air.