This letter is associated with the following article:
Letters
Saturday, November 3, 2007 12:00 AM

How Oprah ruined the marathon

America's competitive spirit has been wrecked by feel-good amateurs like Oprah whose only goal is to stagger across the finish line.

Read other letters about this article

  • Sunday, November 4, 2007 01:15 PM

    oh, evans evans.

    You raise some valid points about the rigors and risks of taking up marathon running.

    But your problem is the same as Buckeye Tim's. You presume -- wrongly -- that many of these novices are not properly trained before entering marathons, but they are. The fact they may not have a shape or a stride as pretty as yours does not mean that they cannot finish the race, be they sprinters or staggerers. As a plus-sized runner myself (who has given it up for the most part due to joint stress, as you pointed out), I wouldn't dare try a marathon. But it's still a free country for those that do.

    By the way, Oprah appears to be in substantially similar shape.

    For those elite runners who agree with the author, I'd say this: If looking at these people offends your delicate sensibilities, then just pass them by, cross the finish line, and let the others stagger home. But give it a rest. You may be in impressive shape, but you're not Peyton Manning, Mia Hamm or Floyd Mayweather. You can run at a pretty good clip for a pretty long time. But don't pretend you're any type of premier athlete.

    So, you self-proclaimed "warriors," mind your own business and let everybody else chase their goals, and maybe add years to their lives in the process. Run restricted competitions if you seek a taste of the good old days.

    The fact that all of these fat, slow people are crossing finish lines all over the country doesn't diminish the marathon as a sport, it places it in perspective. Long-distance running is no longer the province of self-appointed elites whose only purpose in complaining about democracy coming to the sport is to validate themselves.

Most Active Letters Threads

480

Do Obama officials know what his Afghanistan plan is?

What explains the completely contradictory statements from key aides on a central plank of the war strategy?
408

America's regression

It's almost impossible to find a nation with as many torture advocates as the U.S. has.
332

Palin: Birthers have "fair question" about Obama

Of Obama birth, the ex-governor says, "the public is still, rightfully, making it an issue" (Updated)
116

Is my kids making me not smart?

Stay-at-home fatherhood dulls my intellect to a nub. Excuse me while I ponder the subtext of "Hippos Go Berserk"
112

Trig, the anti-abortion straw baby

Sarah Palin's son is being used to demonize pro-choicers

View all »

Letters Help

Currently in Salon