Letters to the Editor
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How about
Being trapped in the house with an under/over medicated crazy anal retentive massively micromanaging nervous twitch of a soccermom liberal who lays awake at night sweating all the imaginary things that will kill or stupefy her little darlings and take away their shot at getting the Nobel Peace Prize at age 23?
Yes TV is evil. Everything is evil. Everything is poisonous. Everything is a plot by The Man to fuck your shit up. I know because I'm part of the conspiracy. Actually I'm from the future so I know how this turns out.

