Letters to the Editor
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I asked people to gossip
I still do. I'm going through a divorce and I'm sick to death of talking about it. I got married in the past year so I'm still getting "How's married life?" which tells me my friends are slacking on the gossiping.
I want the news to spread like a virus: "He took off his mask Scooby-do style after they got married and revealed himself to be an uber-religious, lazy, republican, womanizing, verbally abusive, multiple personality, halfwit, so she kicked him out. She doesn't like talking about it, just so you know."
Forward.
Repeat.
trust me, gossip serves it's purpose.

