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For three years, I "reported" on Elvis and aliens for the Weekly World News. Now it's published its last issue. The checkout aisle -- and my career -- will never be the same.
  • Remember when irony was for smart people?

    That made me feel really out-of-it. People would say stuff with double meanings, and I'd be like, Huh.

    Now Salon has done me a big favor. I GET WWN! I GET Heather Whosiletsky!

    Now I'm not dumb anymore!

    A Hapless Twelve-Year-Old