Letters to the Editor
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The rules of Dog Fight Club
The first rule of Dog Fight Club is - you do not bark about Dog Fight Club. The second rule of Dog Fight Club is - you DO NOT bark about Dog Fight Club. Third rule of Dog Fight Club, someone yelps Stop!, goes limp, shows belly, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only seven dogs to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Dog Fight Club, you have to sniff my ass.

