Letters to the Editor
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Yeah, kids are boring but WHY DID YOU HAVE THEM?????
You are such a pretentious slob. You foist on this overburdened world two pollution-poopers that YOU DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT.
It is bad enough for parents, in their selfish obsession with infesting our fragile, crowded, shared, beautiful blue globe with their semi-acceptable genes, who really really want kids to have one or two to "replace themselves" but when a guy like you impinges upon the rest of us with your SECOND SET of offspring, the rest of us really just must stand up and tell you what a jerk you are.
And then you whine about it.
Just lay off, stupid. At LEAST limit the offspring from your second wife to ONE.
But most of all, if you can't fail to do that, don't WHINE about the inconvenience to yourself of your own irresponsible actions.
We really don't need people who have four kids in this crowded, warming world, you know.
We're not that interested in how you feel about the little irritations of stepping on squeaky toys.
That's nothing compared to the irritations of all the rest of us who will be forced to live with the effluent, the CO2 emissions, the food-and-oil-price-increasing consumption, and the pollution created by YOUR choices for not just the next 70 years, until your two sons die, but PROBABLY for the next 3000 or more years, because they will probably inherit your selfish tendency to over-replicate themselves.
Jan VanDenBerg