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Don't worry. My kids won't be the ones bullying yours at school or on the playground. They'll be the ones off to the side sniveling. And whatever you do, don't talk to them, 'cause that makes 'em pee their pants.
Not really. But they *can* already tell some great jokes. They can laugh and laugh and laugh. And practically fart on command.
Sheesh.