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I can't speak for Heather, but I know how I'd feel in response to your statement. I'd be bored and disinterested. I would heave a weary sigh, having already predicted that someone would take this obvious course in their reply, and would probably assume that their hackneyed wit was somehow devastatingly effective.
I'm guessing the difference between me and Heather in this regard is that she isn't going to bother to reply to you.