Letters to the Editor
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Magpies, Monkeys, & Dancing Bears
You seem to entertain yourself by flipping it and catching it in your baseball cap -- poorly. Call 'em what you like. It would appear, monkeys wanting 200 plus responses withstanding, that hoi polloi like to watch the bears dance as well. Sheesh. Leave the holier-than-thou crud in the bleachers -- the vein-in-the-forehead-popping-soccer-mommas -- your gripe is not with the 'abusers', but rather with the folks who don't follow your agenda. Crikey, what a sad old magpie you be . . .
Spare the rod, indeed. Squawk!! You raise your fungatoids as you see fit, don't you dare point your dingy digits at others. You want attention??? Write something new.

