Letters to the Editor
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Slapping Asses and Spanking Monkeys
I hate to break it to all you hyper-sensitive PC types, but any given six-year-old is perfectly capable of being a little bastard or bitch. All it takes is shitty parenting...you know, the kind YOU provide.
I've had it up to here with your ill-mannered, mis-behaving, mis-begotten little twats. Half of them should be boiled in oil, and the other half thrown to wild, starving dogs.
"Hey I know. Lets see how long and how loud I can SHRIEK at the top of my widdle wungs at 7am on a Saturday!"
KILL them ALL.
The problem with children today is that they have little or no meaningful discipline in their widdle wives, so naturally they think the earth belongs to them and them alone. I would have believed the same thing at their age if not for my mother's thundering voice and velvet fist. If I had shrieked out loud in the middle of our neighborhood street at 7am on a Saturday I wouldn't be typing this now because I'd be DEAD.
Food for your starving brains.