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"How would I reward Heather for this column?
A week in a locked room alone with Alec Baldwin should about do it.
--Anonymous"
I can't help it. He has been my Estranged Imaginary Celebrity Boyfriend for 20 years and counting....what can I say?
Truly Heather...let me.
As to his behavior? Lousy. And his choice in ex-wife?..Double Lousy...much like many folks in the world. Doesn't make it ok, but it is hardly the stuff of legend. And its certainly none of my fucking BUSINESS.
Meanwhile....I think I shall watch "Mini's First Time"..again...not cuz its good, cuz its not, reall....just cuz HE's in it...and he's good in everything he does....
...on screen...
...and thats all I require of him.
