Seriously, if you don't have a good, dark sense of humor you will not survive. Although satire, the first several paragraphs are a scarily similar description of my experience of motherhood during the first two years. Wait until that baby comes out, and reread your great essay after six months--some will have changed from satire to accurate fact.
No matter how much it can suck, it does get easier, and all platitudes aside, it's worth it. My four year old and I were walking down the street in our neighborhood recently. One of the townhomes was having some work done on their concrete stoop, so there was yellow "caution" tape strung across the entry. My daughter paused and asked, "Are they dead?".
You can't buy entertainment like that.
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
219 Democrats and one Republican join in favor of the legislation, which passed by a narrow margin
The survivor and author is upset about comparisons some on the right are making to genocide
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