Letters to the Editor
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This might not suck so bad
Let's think about this imminent apocalypse stuff for a second:
• No need to return my videos to Blockbuster.
• I can cancel next week's dentist appointment.
• I can tell my credit card company to shove their bill up their ass.
• I can eat bacon and fried Twinkies 3 meals a day.
• I can walk around naked, insult the girlfriends of bikers who outweigh me by 150 lbs., and drive my car on the wrong side of the road.
Who cares? The world is ending! Woo hoo!
Then again, maybe not. Because you Christian freaks are inSANE. How sad that millions are afflicted with the desire to commit mass suicide. That's what it is when you hate your pathetic life so much that your greatest hope is that it end.
Sad. Just sad. Now if we can just vomit you out of government so we're left with the garden variety corrupted, entitled slime, we'll be cruising.