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If a man doesn't want a woman who wants to jump his bones, he's considered gay. If he later begins to chase women, he's hard up. If he actually beds a few, he's a slut. You just can't win.
As for limp dicking a chick—hell, it happens. It sucks, it's embarrassing, and at the time it feels like you might as well just shoot yourself in the head (the thinking one), but it's better to laugh.
It's like failing the first test. Hopefully you'll do better on the midterm or the final. If not, pray that you signed up for pass/no pass, and consider that this particular girl just wasn't triggering your genetic richter scale.
Then again, the tongue always works, and if a guy's afraid to reciprocate because of the nappy dugout, they've got to consider their package ain't exactly ice cream bon bons.
