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"So, like, before I had a baby I was, like, totally awesome at sex, like Miss Type A, y'know? Like I read the Kama Sutra and shit, totally off the hook. But then, like, I got pregnant, okay, and, like, during my pregnancy everything was like, totally cool, I was still, like, awesome at sex. But, like, then I had this baby & everything was all, like, sore down there? It, like, totally sucked cuz I couldn't have sex or anything and, like, that's all I really care about anyway so, like, when the Doctor told me I could start having sex again I was sooo stoked, but, like, the Doctor totally lied to me and shit! Cuz it, like, totally hurt like the Amityville Horror, y'know? Have you seen that movie? With the evil house and shit? Cuz that's totally what it was like. So like, next time I am sooo totally not going to listen to what the doctor says and, like, do my own thing and shit. So, like, that's the article, what do you, like, think?"
