And she had such qualms about her work that she kept doing it until she got replaced by someone cheaper. Oh, mercy!
So she paced her three bedroom house -- bought with her novel's advance -- and felt so curiously lonely. Oh, angels of heaven!
No comfort, those tedious children, who lived on hamburger, popcorn, and oranges. Oh, fiends!
Then enter Salon, whose soul-starved readers hunger for such hand-wringing. Oh, plebs!
And finally our successfull writer can return to her savory meal. Oh, salvation!
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
The Maine fight was supposed to be the dress rehearsal for repealing California's Prop. 8 -- but gay marriage lost
Once one obtains Seriousness credentials in the Washington media, they are irrevocable no matter one's conduct.
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