Letters to the Editor
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You don't suppose Amazon could be in on this, do you?
"Sloane". The name is so Lake Foresty, almost like a Ferris Bueller joke or something. Reading the piece, I began to get this wrong idea, like the article was really an early April Fool's joke; one that would have us all rolling on the floor Wednesday when it was revealed that Sloane was really Joe Klein or Maureen Dowd, HA-HA. Or maybe Joan Walsh writing on leftover Bushmills and half a tab of Cialis.
But Holy Smokes it looks like Sloane is legit and really had a tough time finding a buck with enough hoof left to jump the fence. On behalf of horndogs and skeezbuckets everywhere I want to apologize to Sloane and assure her that there really are plenty of us out here, especially in Bakersfield and rural Kern County, CA, so long as she can see (or drink) her way past a little B.O. and the teensiest bit of mental infirmity.