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Sigh of relief
I was just glad I didn't appear among Crosley's million little pieces. Even I have evaded more than one fragile lit chick with needs--or at least bargained her down to "everything but." If the author really wants a zipless fuck, she needs be less Jong and more Girls Gone Wild. Offer to fuck his body, not his soul. Make whore not love. "Romantic notions" and "one-night stands" are phrases that do not comingle in the same sentence.
OK, there are exceptions. But as a guy, I don't kiss and tell. Or at least not tell to sell. Until my memoir. (I think I'll call it Shattered Ass.) A million bloggers may be giving it up for free, but I admire Crosley's ability to get paid for (not) getting laid.