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The best-laid plans
I had all these romantic notions about one-night stands. Who knew it would be so difficult to actually have one?
By Sloane Crosley [2008-03-25]

  • The Litterbox Effect

    Fine.

    I'll write MY story and send it in to Salon. It'll beat this one flat. Sweet, bittersweet, and horrific by turns. Men will shake their heads. Women will cry. Poets will wonder. The blind will see. Unicorns will shyly wander up and lay their heads in your lap.

    And it won't be fiction.

    My ex's cat will end you.

    -- SirPhilip
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    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 06:12 PM
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