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It Could Only Be Well Sold..
"So stop reading if you don't like it. It's a nice story, well told."
Can I sell you my upcoming book, The Litterbox Equation. It contains cutting edge adventure that involves my ex leaving her cat at my place that only relieves itself in exclusive litterboxes sold in Beverly Hills. Highlights include me visiting several exclusive pets stores, each featuring a swearing parrot at the entrance, my cars' automatic window getting stuck as it rains, the cat continuing to defiantly crap on the carpet when the bathroom isn't color coordinated - I devote 100 pages to this particular part as I can't decide whether to recolor the bathroom than find another litterbox.
Ir $24.95.