Letters to the Editor
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Sloane Crosley
This vignette was sweet and kind and in many ways delightful. Oh you, fondling my dreams and desires like that. Oh you.
Naturally, I'm quite desperately in love with you now, but it is permanently unrequited and forlorn, yet helplessly hoping, and I shall surely be desolate to the end of my days.
All your fault. Very irresponsible of you. Have a heart, wouldja?

