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I had all these romantic notions about one-night stands. Who knew it would be so difficult to actually have one?
  • With all respect, XOXO....

    You're wrong. This wasn't written by some demobilized African boy soldier. I mean, it's kind've obvious. The obsession with young women? The overly cute phrasings? The whole literariness of the whole thing and the complete lack of touch with reality, as if the author has been hidden up in New Hampshire for the last forty years?

    It's J.D. Salinger.

    Good try though.