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The best-laid plans
I had all these romantic notions about one-night stands. Who knew it would be so difficult to actually have one?
By Sloane Crosley [2008-03-25]

  • SirPhilip

    My ex's cat will end you.

    Nay, too late, too late, undone and dispersed, decades ago. But it must be done. Prepare for piquant tragedy. Give me a few years. I haven't gotten over her yet:

    I shall sing you songs of leaving,
    Love lost to lies deceiving,
    For though it's past my heart's believing
    I won't see you anymore.

    See what you can do about finding me a good hernia surgeon, wouldja?

    -- walter_map
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    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 06:44 PM
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