Letters to the Editor
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The amazing thing to me...
...is that people are actually still talking about this empty glass of a story. I guess I am too, but what can I say? I am a man twisted by paradox (i.e., wishy-washy).
Much tempest over what essentially amounts to discussing someone's poo. "It's brown." "No, it isn't!" "I like brown!" "Brown is teh suXXors." "You intellectual peons fail to grasp the unendurable pathos of umber." Etc.
When all is said and done, I am left with one desperate and possibly unanswerable question: who do I have to bribe to get that photo off the home page? I mean, seriously. Do I really have to wait until tonight around 8pm Pacific? Gah!

