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Monday, December 1, 2008 12:00 AM

I bought stocks; my husband bought CDs. Now I can't bear to look

I can't get up the nerve to tell my husband just how much money we've lost.
By Cary Tennis

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  • Monday, December 1, 2008 08:26 AM

    Confucius Sometimes Say.... change smelly clothes, socks, shoulder straps, and baseball groin protective jock cups. No drink plum wine. Fu-Ki plum wine is horrid. Nasty. Funky. No delectable. Awful. Santa hates Fu-Ki. Rudolph loves red nose wino's.

    ~

    Bright Star 2-A Doomsday Believer.

    Bright Star 2-The Renunciation. No Hope?

    So, dress up in a Red Santa Outfit. Ring a bell.

    Go to The Middle East and sing stop the killing.

    Bright Star 2-Then hums Rudolf The Red Nose.

    Bright Star 2-Too drunk if he be at a Ho-Down.

    On Judgement Day the nun and monk say:`Merry.

    Gather round. Wipe nasty smirk from off thee face.

    I forget the name of the Judgement Day Child Song?

    The inner person can always change. Santa Changes.

    Santa ring bells? Begs for 'dough' to buy C.T. a sock.

    Sock Cary Tennis in the "tenders" and change a strap.

    Ladies wear the brasier strap. Boys change jock straps?

    Confusious Sometimes Say:` Cary change socks? Glenn?

    —GoodCelery! Read GoodCelery!'s other letters

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