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That reminded me of: `The New Dorky Cartoon.
Saint Bright Star 2-was robed. He got dirty sock.
He was drab. Wearing a black pot cast steel pan.
On a head was a old vegan fry pan. He a cookie.
Diploma was bought @ Santa Elf Culinary School.
Mad illustrator drawl greasy Saint Bright Star-2.
The bell he rings makes a honk sound like geese.
O bang vegan over the noggin with hotdog buns.
Poor Santa gives vegans socks stuffed with cans.
Cans of olive-oil, tuna, oysters + PopEye spinach.