Letters to the Editor
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Dear LW you are an awful person
No one thinks you're artistic or witty or charming. You are not Holly Golightly. You are an offensive overbearing asshole drunk. And if you're lucky someone won't punch your lights out next time. Or maybe you need to be slapped real hard in the face. Because so far everyone's pussyfooting around you. So you must be a real fucking ogre on top of everything else, browbeating everyone and generally being a tyrannical narcissist bitch. So you can either take stock of yourself and take steps to change, which is doubtful because people don't change, or, you can plan on living alone with cats after everyone's sick of your shit and bails.

