Letters to the Editor
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Good Grief!
Do you think your pappy's the only person who votes a straight ticket or who throws darts or flips a coin or voted for the incumbent because, to do otherwise, is "unpatriotic"?
Let the man vote. He's just as qualified as the rest of us to flip a coin, take a guess, vote for the one who has Jesus on speed dial, vote for the one who doesn't hate broccoli, make a sine curve on the punch card like they did in the SATs, vote for Buchanan instead of Gore because of how the ballot was designed, press YES on the thing you meant to press NO on, vote the way your husband voted, or even actually READ the material and understand it.
Funny thing is, I would not be surprised if he's just yanking your chain really hard. I can see him chatting with his homies and saying, "I just love telling Junior I'm voting straight Libertarian this year. He turns red as a beet every time!"