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Monday, April 7, 2008 12:00 AM

My mother-in-law put a curse on us and spat in my husband's face

I really think we are cursed now, because I am not Greek. How do I remove the curse?
By Cary Tennis

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  • Tuesday, April 8, 2008 01:19 PM

    What I would do.

    I would tell her that her soul is rotting and the stench is unbearable. I would say that everyone can smell her putrification and that she will soon smell it too. Then I would slip into her house in the middle of the night and throw a three pound package of hamburger behind her stove and stash a few fish fillets in the recesses of her couch. Then I would wait until she begged for forgiveness. About a week ought to do it.

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