Letters to the Editor
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More on Mrs. Short Husband
It's also worth mentioning that Cary's response was particularly atypical and (to me) quite funny, telling the writer that her husband was indeed at fault for refusing to grow a few measly inches for her, and suggesting that she chain him to the treadmill in their bedroom to take care of the pot-belly problem.
There was also something about divorcing him and taking the house, because he was probably too short to appreciate it anyway.
I hope I'm not violating anyone's rights by paraphrasing the response to this unauthorized letter. If so, my apologies, Mrs. Short Husband!

