Letters to the Editor
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Plant MORE oleanders
Oh, as for oleanders being poisonous, they are also everywhere... (at least, wherever they are able to grow, like in Scottsdale).
But seriously, of all the ideas presented, I like best the idea of planting oleanders in a row in front of HER house. Preferably while she's gone, but maybe not. Be nice about it. Tell her you just don't want to look at her house anymore-- perhaps her windows are causing you a glare, or perhaps you take offense at the particular color of mauve she painted her porch mailbox? Something. Whatever it is. Just plant a row of oleanders in front of her house. THEN let it go.

