Letters to the Editor
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The Well Has Run Dry
Oh, Cary, Cary, Cary.
Let me help you out.
Try one of these next time:
"Dear Cary, I'm a successful band leader of a local night club and my wife, a crazy read-head, is always trying to get into my show. What should I do?"
"Dear Cary, my husband is always threatening to 'send me to the moon' (read 'domestic violence) whenever he comes home from driving a bus. What should I do?"
"Dear Cary, my best friend is leather jacket wearing, motorcyle riding thug who thinks all women love him and wants to be called 'The Fonz', like he's cool or something. What should I do?"
"Dear Cary, I'm a sherrif of a small, country town and my deputy is so incompetent, he gives law-enforcement a bad name. What should I do?"
I'll have to do some more 'research' if you need more stuff, ok?
*flips through his tv guide*