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I thought I would do the traditional thing, but now that the date is approaching, I'm not sure.
  • Groan.

    If you're dumb enough to get married, take his name. Best of luck.

    Remain single. Forever. Marriage is a miserable trap. Taking his name will not be as important in the long run as keeping his balls empty and his stomach full, but it wouldn't hurt if you're going to play the part of the dutiful wifey.

    You look good in an apron? Any JPGs?