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Leave it to a woman . . .
Man: "I'd like a clean woman."
Woman: Oh my god, he won't give me oral sex!!! (Closes the match.)
Man: Was it my picture?
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No wonder eHarmony never works. Men say what they want. And women follow that from point A to point B to arrive at a point roughly adjacent to the star cluster Alpha Centauri.
If only space ships could travel so fast.
The ironic ending, of course, is that LW will meet a guy who doesn't require cleanliness, and as she navigates past the rotting garbage, dirty dishes, stinking laundry, and moldy shower curtain, she will suddenly say to herself, "I must have a clean man."