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A much simpler response
When your Vegan friend feels the urge to attack you for your lifestyle, as if your existence was some sort of undealable harm to him/her, just respond the only logical way anyone can:
"Bite me."
It is not just apt, but also safe. He/she will never do it as you are meat and are made of proteins fed by other meat. It's against her religion to bite you and he/she will cower before the thought the way vampires fear biting into garlic.
Bite me.
Short simple and yet says so much more.