Letters to the Editor
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R U a highly sensitive near-genius?
You are a highly sensitive near-genius IF:
-you are not successful, and are surrounded by idiots
-you ARE successful, and are surrounded by idiots
-the fluorescent lights hurt your eyes "more than most"
-you have worked with animals
-your hobby is a "project"
-you ask strangers for permission to do shit
If you answered yes to any or all of these: start a band. Better yet, make a solo album!

