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I don't want to be a laughingstock, but I am a creative type!
  • Thank you, thank you.

    "This next song , excuse me. This next song...sorry, my voice ain't what it used to be, heh heh. This next song was inspired by my, by my days before I decided to pick up the axe again. Yet, those were low days..."

    "Free bird!"

    "Back when I was a corporate no-"

    "Free bird!"

    "-when I was a corporate nobody. A loser. All I could dream of-"

    "Free bird!"

    "Shut the fuck up! I'm performing here!"

    "Woooo Woooo!"

    "Alright, here goes. This one's called Mindless Robot."

    1, 2, 3

    'We were sittin' in our cubicles, yeah, yeah, yeah,

    "Just manicurin' our cuticles, yeah, yeah, yeah,

    "My keyboard was typin' me, my monitor it could see,

    But I wasn't like the other, I didn't want to beeeeeee

    A mindess robot -- a corporate slave!

    Song is burstin' from my heart, I don't want to play the part,

    I'm no money suckin', blood lustin', slut-bustin' knaaaave!'

    Hit it!"

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