Letters to the Editor
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About. Fucking. Time.
For Cary to get one right and not even wax eloquent (or what passes for eloquent with him) over it.
Dear LW,
You are a fucking moron. And a lousy dad for subjecting your children to all this hate just because you want to get laid. That is why God gave you arms long enough to reach your dick, you imbecile.
Be a man and dump that loser. Be a father and protect your children. Be a human and stand up for yourself. You must know by now that young pussy is not a long-term proposition, just something you may get lucky enough to sample once in awhile. You've dunked your donut, now get back to raising your children while demonstrating some self-respect in the process.

