"Hypocritical female double standards

So the woman wants to get married to a Nice Guy and can't understand why being a slut should be a problem?

Get real! A man wants to marry a woman with standards, not one who views herself as a walking set of orifices for pleasuring strangers. When she went down that path to slut-dom she lost the chance to marry a Nice Guy and enjoy the emotional satisfaction that a morally-centered life has to offer.

So, where are those guys who wanted two women at a time? The ones who wanted you to bend over like this and swallow like that? Why don't you go and bear their children, LW?

Oh, b/c aside from being hot exciting jerks they are total losers. Sorry about that. But you make your bed, and then you get laid in it. And sad for you, your bed was made for three, not two.

-- No Name Given"

As a nice guy I am sure glad I'm not you, NNG. And that you apparently don't understand that there was no "female double standard" -- hypocritical or otherwise -- here is the least of the reasons why.

Okay, ladies, here is the info you need to know if you don't want to spend your thirties pining for a loving husband while hating most of man kind a la the Broadsheet gals.

1. Keep your pants on

Yeah, that is a tough one, cuz every so often a hot boy smiles at you and your pussy gets wet. Oh, wouldn't the splash of his semen on your leg feel so fine?

Alas, he is just going to pump and dump, leaving you with brief memories and lasting genital warts. And when you meet that marriage minded guy, he's gonna balk at the ball park entrance when he sees all the graffitti on the walls.

2. Enforce a "One Orifice at a Time" policy

Yeah, that can also be hard, b/c what gal in the 21st century DOESN'T want to feel that flap of skin between her pussy and her anus rubbed by two hard dicks at the same time? And it's your body, you can do whatever you want with it, right? Why not be Jenna Jameson for a night?

Alas, a women who takes on two men at a time has revealed that she craves attention of men more than her own self-esteem and does embody feminie virtues of purity. Such women make poor moms and unreliable long-term mates. Good men know this and pass along.

3. Control Yourself

That's what it's all about in the end. You see, ANY WOMAN CAN HAVE A THREESOME. Sex for women is available at all hours in all places at all times of day. It is the woman who ABSTAINS that shows some character. And it is this character which will make her good at manage home finances, shopping, child rearing, etc. Men know this. They can smell a used pussy from a mile away. And they sure as hell ain't gonna give it a house.

IN SUMMARY, be a good girl and you can marry a good man. Be an empowered slut and you can fuck a good man. Try and have both and you can write a column for Salon. But you can't have it all. That's life.

"Nice Guys" spend their lives following "the rules". They fear failure. They are rewarded with stability and the endorsement of society. They secretly resent those Other Guys who had the courage to break the rules and get more. They are the accountants who snicker at the "stupid" CEO's.

Sluts don't follow the rules. That is why they are sluts. They wanted excitement, adventure, or just a hot penis in their pussy. Whatever. They fondled, sucked, pumped, etc. their way through their teens and twenties until *everyone*, including them, knew they were definitely sluts.

When a Nice Guy meets a slut he is confronted with the fact that Other Guys got a lot more than he did back in the day. He **hates** those guys. But he can't touch them. So he punishes the Slut who gave those Other Guys all that unfair rule-breaking hot sex by withholding from the Slut the one thing he has that she doesn't -- the endorsement of society. Namely, marriage.

So, to conclude, Nice Guys are jealous of Other Guys who played "unfair" and got more sex and so they punish Sluts who gave the Other Guys all that sex. That is all you need to know. Nice Guys will marry Good Girls and have Proper Children and Sluts and Other Guys will marry and divorce and marry and divorce. And that is America in a nut-shell.

Goodnight, children. Tomorrow I will explain where money comes from.

"IN SUMMARY, be a good girl and you can marry a good man. Be an empowered slut and you can fuck a good man. Try and have both and you can write a column for Salon. But you can't have it all. That's life.

-- No Name Given"

IN SUMMARY, do what this asshole says and you can marry an asshole like him - now there's a recipe for eternal happiness.

Anything that filters out cretins like this guy can't be all bad.

it's pretty incredible how much that isn't there is read in while everything that is there is totally ignored

and again, the fact that there is total comfort in doing so confirms again the original point that the only reality that matters outside of Afghanistan, Iran, China, or India is the reality that is in womens' minds regardlesss of it's relationship to anything else. Congratulations and enjoy.

What is it, exactly, that you are attempting to communicate here, Anon?

Bear in mind, blanket indictments usually wash poorly.

So be clear, specific and real. Are you claiming that men have no way of engaging women outside of some ill-defined collective female emotional framework? What? We really do want to understand.

Which is exactly the kind of female demographic that Salon attracts -- and men avoid in droves.

I mean, please. What man would choose a screen name that sounds like a soft-drink made of pubic hairs?

(Oh, wait, is that you, Clarence Thomas?)

At least Salon is always good for a laugh...