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"Nice Guys" spend their lives following "the rules". They fear failure. They are rewarded with stability and the endorsement of society. They secretly resent those Other Guys who had the courage to break the rules and get more. They are the accountants who snicker at the "stupid" CEO's.
Sluts don't follow the rules. That is why they are sluts. They wanted excitement, adventure, or just a hot penis in their pussy. Whatever. They fondled, sucked, pumped, etc. their way through their teens and twenties until *everyone*, including them, knew they were definitely sluts.
When a Nice Guy meets a slut he is confronted with the fact that Other Guys got a lot more than he did back in the day. He **hates** those guys. But he can't touch them. So he punishes the Slut who gave those Other Guys all that unfair rule-breaking hot sex by withholding from the Slut the one thing he has that she doesn't -- the endorsement of society. Namely, marriage.
So, to conclude, Nice Guys are jealous of Other Guys who played "unfair" and got more sex and so they punish Sluts who gave the Other Guys all that sex. That is all you need to know. Nice Guys will marry Good Girls and have Proper Children and Sluts and Other Guys will marry and divorce and marry and divorce. And that is America in a nut-shell.
Goodnight, children. Tomorrow I will explain where money comes from.
