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... the more relieved I am that the opinions expressed herein, despite the most vehement protestations to the contrary by the regulars, do not reflect real life at all, in any way that I've been able to figure out.
I'm a nice woman with a spotty sexual past. I married a nice man with an equally spotty sexual past. We're disease-and-childfree and extremely happy together. Nobody has to be a nasty, evil slut or nothin'. We garden, cook, tend our pets and have mindblowing sex as often as we like, and we're polite and civilized enough to know not to turn over the rocks on the beach.
In the immortal words of Miss Britney Spears, I'm sorry you don't have what we have. Nyah nyah.
