Letters to the Editor
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happy to be asked:
Hey honey, miss you too. Look, on the way home could you stop at the store and get some Diet Coke, Salisbury steak, and get a bikini wax? Cos' when we fuck tonight I want your pussy to be bald. Thanks, see you later!
There.
Tell me again how "asking" someone to shave her pussy is the same as asking her for Salisbury steak.
I am so glad I don't live in your world.
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How to ask.
Ask politely and at an APPROPRIATE time. If he or she says no thanks then politely accept their answer. Sheesish! Do we need to consult Miss Manners on how to ask about potentionally sensitive subjects?
LIGHTEN UP! No flaming---please!
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How to ask.
Ask politely and at an APPROPRIATE time. If he or she says no thanks then politely accept their answer. Sheesish! Do we need to consult Miss Manners on how to ask about potentionally sensitive subjects?
LIGHTEN UP! No flaming---please!
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You're right St. F'uad
How can a ever compete with such logic and strong interpersonal skills.
You're right and I am wrong.
Please forgive me.
Enjoy your life
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Ka-Ching!
So this is how I see it...
Brazilian wax $40-$50 every month
Eyebrow wax $10 a month
Highlights/haircut $80 a month
Fashionable clothes and shoes (as much as you can afford)
This is another manufactured trend fully supported by the beauty industry that will make them money.
What about using your money to take trips? For your kids' educations? How much are we supposed to be spending just for maintenance to look beautiful?
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Just asking.
You're forgiven.
Glad you figured out for yourself wheat everyone else already knew.
Next time, pick up some cheese to go with your whine and throw yourself a Pity Party.
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Not just for looks
On the topic of shaving one's nether regions, I am a big believer in doing so. Yes, I agree the whole pre-pubescent look is a little disconcerting at first, but shaving is about a whole lot more other than aesthetics.
I enjoy very much going down on my girlfriend. However, when there is a mass of hair down there, the process get considerable less enjoyable. Hair holds on to smells a lot more, and it tickles your nose and face. Sometime is can get caught and irritate the female. Shaving and/or trimming makes an enormous difference to me for oral sex, especially around the outer lips and clit.
I would say from a purely looks perspective, I like the full bush better, but liking the look and burying your face in a mass of not-to-soft hair is a whole different story. That being said, I trim myself regularly as well. I don't completely shave (except for the balls) because it can get a little prickly and irritate my girl friend, but she appreciates it when I mow the lawn every week or so as well. If you don't want to go all the way, you can buy a little electric razor for cheap and it can be a 5 minute process. You don't need to go bare, you just need to make for a little easier access.
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To: St. F'uad
Yes, keep sucking and when you are done prepare for the turnaround stick in donkey punch I am going to give you to insure I leave a lasting impression. You, and all like you, are here to take on all fours and request more abuse when I am done with you. Now, shave and get your sorry ass ready for action. My fine fat lass.
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To: Truly I am.
That is because you prefer 3 double quarter pounders with cheese, along with a large fry washed down with copious amount of coke and milkshakes to eat while reading your worn copy of the "scum manifesto" and then retiring to your bedroom watching reruns of billy jean king beating bobby riggs while you diddle yourself (of course helen reddy is playing in the background "I am woman"). Tomorrow you will run down to the local drugstore to purchase a mop to wash yourself with. Good luck in hell.
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Is it just me,
or does "no name given" have...issues?
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Yes, I prefer women between 19 and 33, rather than burned out husks
who are angry at men and feel an entitlement while they knock down the 1/2 gal of Ben & Jerrys chunky monkey washing it down with cheap wine further growing their already ample asses. Grow all the fur you can, men with options and money wouldn't pork you if their lives depended on it.
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pretty revealing
>>Is it just me,
or does "no name given" have...issues?>>
Yes, and that's all he has.
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I can't believe you read
shit like "Snake Hips: Belly Dancing and how i found true love". That says it all chunky.
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Hair Raising Salon . . . !?
Well, goodness me.
This 'Cary' problem has had probably the most prolific response to any other article in Salon history.
Not only do the responses read like some soft porn made-up letters forum in Penthouse, but it also demonstrates the kind of topic Salon readers REALLY want to talk about.
'Sex sells' I suppose.
How disappointing.
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next week, we learn the alphabet!
>>I can't believe you read
shit like "Snake Hips: Belly Dancing and how i found true love". That says it all chunky.
-- No Name Given>>
Great, you learned to goole!! Good for you!!! That'll give you a head start when you get to kindergarten!!!
:)
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This used to be fun...
...back when we were still discussing the preferred nomenclature of the vulvar region. I believe the votes tallied thusly (more or less):
Pudendal Cleft
Muff
Mons Veneris/Mound of Venus
Pussy
"Vulva" actually got a very low score because it makes one feel, as another reader so poetically explained, like it involves Swedish engineering and airbags and sounds (ahem) "boxy".
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Thanks cosmic mojo
that will give you a head start to jenny craig.
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Happy to Be Asked...To Do What?
What about if he asks me to make Salisbury steak for dinner? Or calls from the office to ask if I can pick up a six-pack of Coke while I'm at the market? Should I dump him if he tells me he really likes my black flowered dress and could I wear it to dinner when we go out Friday?
And any of this is similar to spending $80 to have all your pubic hairs yanked out without an anesthetic by a stranger how, again? "Oh, BTW, I hate your brown eyes, I can only get off on blue ones. Would you mind having them gauged out and replaced with glass? After all, it's for my pleasure."