Letters to the Editor
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Let's see if I've got this straight.
Studying the replies of various women here, one may conclude many (most?) women are of the opinion:
If a man likes a woman who shaves or waxes her pubes, then he's a closet pedophile.
If a man likes a woman who wears a "schoolgirl outfit" or does Britney Spears impersonations in bed, then he's a closet pedophile.
If a man likes a woman who maintains a healthy weight and fit body, the man is a "weightist" or "lookist" (and possibly a closet pedophile).
If a man likes a woman who boffs his brains out, then the man must be "addicted to porn." (If he likes his porn stars to shave or wear schoolgirl outfits, then he's a closet pedophile porn addict.)
So it seems, according to the opinions of women who read Salon, that the only "healthy" men out there are those who are attracted to fat, hairy, wrinkly, old women who wear baggy sweaters and khakis. (Or at the very least those men who don't complain about their partners getting hairy, fat, etc.)
Sheesh. No wonder so many women complain they can't find a "good man."
Glad I'm not single. Under those standards, I'd be serving a life sentence for a crime I never even though about comitting.